I love my dog and I hate my dog.

I love him because he’s awesome in every way…

except for his tiny fucking bladder. 

I literally can’t have a normal sleep schedule because he needs to go out at night.

If I don’t take him out sometime between 2-5am he will almost certainly piss somewhere in the house.

I don’t know what to do about it because I really want to sleep at normal times.

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  1. mypantsareonfire said: ummm, why doesn’t your dog sleep outside like every single dog in new zealand does?
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