So my mom texted me at 3pm that we were having dinner at my grandparents at 5pm. 5pm was 2-3 hours ago now and I just woke up…
jackthecb replied to your post: oh my fucking fuck I’m going to die I really am … Snarky wit? If a person will not listen to reason no matter the damning evidence against them, just take the piss out of them. Always goes down a treat with their robust egos. I’m not very snarky when my blood is boiling. Even then I try to be somewhat polite when arguing with someone so I try to...
oh my fucking fuck I’m going to die I really am my skull will rupture and my brain will explode everywhere I’m arguing with a guy that literally believes he’s never wrong and his reasoning is always flawless. He’s the most arrogant person I’ve ever come across. I don’t know how to deal with people that think they’re infallible.
So I had an idea in the shower. High speed duck racing. Now I know what you might be thinking, but you’re wrong. It’s all on land. You put a duck into what’s essentially a large bowl/small tub of water. You put paddles where the duck would put its feet and if the duck doesn’t take to it create some mechanism that can gauge how hard the duck is paddling. The duck...
Shower and then General Tso’s chicken. Anybody want some?
I haven’t been without a cut on one of my hands for weeks now. Why do sharp things have it in for me?
press5formorespam: “The “Gender” checkbox in our IDs just shouldn’t exist - why does the State give a fuck about what I am, who do I sleep with? There could be five checkboxes, or no checkbox, who cares? I’m a person, that’s it. There shouldn’t be any need to clarify.” — Jorge Lanata, Argentine Journalist (via sixmilliondeadinternets) I’d imagine it has something to do with the whole...
at 11.00 you sense women are very predatory toward each other. like, they know...– A YouTube comment…
what do I have to bribe you people with to play with me
I wish I knew someone that was better than me at Dungeon Defenders.
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I kind of want crazy old professor/scientist hair.
I think I’ll buy Diablo 3 in 2024 when it’s $10.
I’ve just finished my first week of exercise. Now for pizza rolls and Supernatural.
And I’m going to eliminate some programs that I think are duplicative and...– New interview with Mitt Romney (via climateadaptation)
I was reading reviews for a hard drive caddy and this one struck me as a bit odd. See if you can pinpoint it… Pros: Very Quiet , in Low speed fan . can hear the drives more than the fan ( Disc not SSD ). Easy Access to swop out drives. Hot ! Yeaaa ! Cons: Oboma, is the Biggest “Con Job” this country has ever seen. Other Thoughts: would be nice to have power switch...
cody: joe cody: would you like a pulled pork sandwich joe: eww no cody: what cody: fuck you cody: I don’t like you anymore joe: I prefer ham cody: you’re a bad person
whosthisdouchefag: classyprostitute: vvelvvet: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen so calm as they get doused omfg im cryinhg oh my ogd An important part of any child’s education.
There’s an article on Wikipedia titled “Feminist Sex Wars” but it’s not nearly as exciting as the name might suggest.
“We have a black president. How can we be racist?” …
sdfjbhJKBJKBJSBNJKBDFJKBJBFBN I just threw up in my mouth a little.
videohall: Slinky is trying so hard