January 2012
My mom just told she’d have named me Xander if Buffy the Vampire Slayer had been out when I was born.
I love watching gays on tumblr argue about pop stars.
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tony1002 replied to your post: DC Universe is quite fun on a computer that can…
how did you manage to get a mix of 2 marvel characters on a dc game? you are blowing my nerdy mind.
You can customise your character to look any way you want. It’s superhero dress up.
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DC Universe is quite fun on a computer that can actually run it. My hero is basically a mix of Venom from Spiderman and The Thing from Fantastic Four. He’s awesome.
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seanywony replied to your post: Jarl Balgruuf is disappointed in me for taking his…
Boo. I sided with the Empire
weeemo replied to your post: Jarl Balgruuf is disappointed in me for taking his…
Eww bad Stormcloaks the Empier shall always win!
I didn’t mean toooooooo. I didn’t know what I was doing in the beginning and managed to side with the Stormcloaks without...
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Jarl Balgruuf is disappointed in me for taking his city. :((
I wonder how many 14-17 year olds that wanted to vote for the President in 2008 will turn out this time around.
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Someone get me a new body please? >.<
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Weird dream…
Okay. So I was naked with a guy from tumblr I don’t know on the roof of a school I’d never been to. He was leaning over the edge watching people go about their business and judging them. We were talking but I don’t know about what. Eventually he rolled over on his back with his legs spread and through some manner asked if I wanted to have sex. I climbed on top...
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“Yea, but did you know if you accounted for the big flood then all carbon dating...”
– Someone I’m in a Skype group with…
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noughties:
i can actually feel my mind deflating with each day I do nothing with my life, in time its going to become like a washed up old jellyfish splat on the sand waiting to be stood in by a kid with a veruca
This is me right now. My brain is goop.
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“What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...”
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Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters
By Jessica Valenti
“But no wait the odds ARE equal! and and and and — and men get oppressed just as badly!” Lul sure.
(via cwnl)
Classic, and always bears a reblog.
-Jess
(via stfuconservatives)
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“Civilized people don’t threaten each other. We sue each other. Threatening,...”
– Bill Maher (via bixbi)
The 11th gif in your folder is how you flirt.
nicknaksowhack:
xxiseanxx:
Guys, I think we just figured out why I’m single… ^^^^
this explains so much
Pretty much.
Watchyoucancallmedraco:
lgboner:
literallysame:
OH MY GOD
I can’t breath
OHMYBFDKHSGGKSLUAI:
Ahahahaha I should do that to my little brother.
Tumblr locks up fairly often on my computer so it’s a regular occurrence that I’ll be scrolling and get stuck on some porn and panic for a bit.
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I have a very love/hate relationship with Steam. I need to save my money for the new computer but it keeps putting games I want on sale.
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My balls smell really good.
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I should probably think for a second before I do certain things.
deplaisant:
God I love the domino’s online order form. I don’t have to talk to people and I get to watch the progress of my pizza being made.
God bless America
I love you Dominos. If I had to talk to people while ordering pizza I might get embarrassed and not order so much. Thank you online ordering. You allow me to eat like I have no shame.
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“A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality.”
– One of my favourite lines from The Lord of the Rings.
