I’m listening to all my music shifted to a much lower pitch and I’m really enjoying it. It’s like James Earl Jones is trapped in my iTunes.
has anybody ever actually seen a penis that wasn’t ugly
“This is kind of like when you see a silverfish in your bedroom…and then it’s gone. At first you’re like, “whew! It’s gone.” and then that feeling comes up from the pit of your stomach: “Where did it GO?” And you don’t sleep all night because you’re afraid you’ll wake up and it’s in your ear. Or running for president.”
Someone talking about Glenn Beck leaving his show on Fox News.
Unless it’s AIDS and cripples your immune system but whatever.