Why was there a stick in my shorts?
I am using my iPhone without a screenprotector for...
christian: whyamimisterpink: I have had the phone for about six months. Screen protector was rather scratched. Peeled it off and the screen is in perfect condition. It’s so beautiful. Everything is so damn clear and just wow. Now I have to put it back on :( If you’re careful and treat it right there’s really no need for a screen protector. It doesn’t scratch very easily. I’ve...
garethalteran replied to your post: garethalteran replied to your post: I read… I think I can understand your bewilderment at the unwavering, uncompromising nature of many politicians. In my view, running to for political office, making the world better through your ideal IS duty to their country, state, and ultimately the world Yeah. I realised that sounded a bit silly after I posted it....
garethalteran replied to your post: I read conservative thinkers give…Is it wrong for people to know what their values are, and for them to stick to those values? When ideas become absolute, dogmatic and hostile to others, I think that’s when they become potentially very dangerous. It’s not wrong in the slightest. I just don’t know how other people do it. An example would be...
I read conservative thinkers give convincing arguments against liberal policies, I read liberal thinkers give convincing arguments against conservative policies, and I don’t know what to think. I don’t know how so many people are so set in stone when it comes to their political beliefs and ideals.
viideotapes: topherlooks reblogged your post: how can you be 25 years old and not know your… I’m 19 and I don’t know mine and I doubt that will change any time soon. seriously? how? you need it for so many things. I don’t do anything that requires me to know it.
how can you be 25 years old and not know your...
I’m 19 and I don’t know mine and I doubt that will change any time soon.
bloodfromanarrow asked: cherry coke <3
Oh dear lord. I love Cherry Coca-Cola.
snookiquotes: topherlooks replied to your post: Things I hate: I could eat pizza ever single day and I wouldn’t gain a pound. ;D
iloveskybison: seawitchery: I started out clicking strategically… and by the end was just wildly clicking and dancing in my chair. biancavirina: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS! HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK I found this years ago and amused my little brother with it and now I see it pop up on here. Little did I know at the time that it would...
Fallacy, Zionist, and “I’m not racist but…” are all things I read and immediately know to stop and get the fuck out. They’re all almost always accompanied by something insane.
I’m pretty sure I smell like marijuana now.
mypantsareonfire replied to your post:mypantsareonfire replied to your post:Don’t dance…sometimes it a trade off. dancing with discomfort, or giving yourself a bit of a fiddle for pleasure. the choice is yours :-) Hmm. You make your case well. :D
mypantsareonfire replied to your post:Don’t dance around naked after a shower and try to…things flop about less if in a non flaccid state I suppose. But I was in a dancey mood not a horny one. Don’t want to get hard just to dance. I just put on boxer briefs.
Don’t dance around naked after a shower and try to emulate the moves of whatever female pop star you’re listening to if you’re a man. Your nether bits will not be happy. Maybe I was doing it wrong. Ouch.
So this this is what I do with my time? I’m sitting alone in my room at four in the morning pretending to be Jabba the Hut.
Always nice to find your mini fridge leaking directly onto a tangle of cords and surge protectors…
Life is an incessant series of problems… all difficult, with brutally...– Chapel the Evergreen
Does this man look like the legendary gunman Vash the Stampede? That...– Meryl Stryfe
This world is made of…. Love and Peace!– Vash the Stampede
Can't imagine having strict parents
hausparti: Never been told to do homework, never had restrictions on tattoos and piercings, never had a time to be in at night, never had a set dinner in the evenings, etc etc
playing pokemon in my underwear
what a glorious time to be alive
The Great and Powerful Monkey Empire
That’s written in giant letters on a page I found in one of my old school notebooks. I wrote a history of the empire and drew graphs showing its population over time. It goes something like this… 200-300 ME* Prosperity throughout the empire. The monkeys live on many thousands of worlds and enjoy rich full lives. 300-350 ME* Really bad monkey aids. Many trillions of monkeys die....
Looking through old English coursework.
It really showed how I felt at the time. There would be questions about a story we had read and I’d answer it correctly but slip in something I was thinking at the time. Fun fact. About midway through the course I had figured out that if I got every quiz, test, and bit of homework perfect I could pass just fine without doing any of the big projects. This was great for me because I hated...