oh my god i'm still a fucking virgin. it's nearly...
rawrboots: dont-h8glitter: gawwwd i sound like some menopausing auntie that nobody talks to because she’s a fat lesbian :( pfft thats nothing, try 18 and a half years lol Try 19 and counting.
I've never had nutella.
I’ve never even seen nutella.
I can't move any more. I have a pizza inside of...
I may have just consumed 2,000 calories...
At least it was pizza. Somehow that makes it all right.
flux-- asked: IT'S KE$HA!?!?"£eRTYHFDKGL;
Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live...– The Joker.
This is my penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My penis, without me, is useless. Without my penis, I am useless.
Oh my god...
I just saw a 14 year old girl describe herself as ‘dangerously sexy’.
Anonymous asked: how big is it?
venomous-veins-deactivated20130 asked: Heyy thanks for following :D how are you? xx
I'm being a bit odd at the moment. :D
I grabbed that first picture off dailybooth. The long format worked for dailybooth but not so much here it seems. I went digging around the old external hard drive and found some better separated photos.
Trying to take a topless Tuesday photo...
Because I don’t have anything better to do but I can’t get a good picture. I’m actually back to being comfortable with my body, but I don’t think anyone would want to see it.
thepallorofgirlsbrows asked: How so? ><