December 2011
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A Linear Sequence of Scares: “Did I say “aspect... →
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“Did I say “aspect ratio”? Yes I did. And if you don’t have a clue what I’m talking about, there’s a very good chance your television at home is set to the wrong aspect ratio, in which case I’d like you to stop reading right now and punch yourself hard in the kidneys.
There are only two kinds…
My parents and grandparents both have their televisions set to stretch 4:3...
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Do you ever open Skyrim wanting to play but wind up just leaving it on the menu because of the awesome music?
I really want to see a Congressional remake of The Lord of the Rings now.
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John Kerry: Then it has all been in vain. The Super Committee has failed.
John...
– Gawker Comment
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I think I’m going to stop being an atheist and start worshipping Batman.
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I feel like something’s about to change.
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The West Wing, Take this Sabbath Day, 1x14
Bartlet: I know it's hard to believe, but I prayed for wisdom.
Father Cavanaugh: And none came?
Bartlet: It never has. And I'm a little pissed off about that.
Father Cavanaugh: You know, you remind me of the man that lived by the river. He heard a radio report that the river was going to rush up and flood the town. And that all the residents should evacuate their homes. But the man said, “I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.”
The waters rose up. A guy in a row boat came along and he shouted, “Hey, hey you! You in there. The town is flooding. Let me take you to safety.” But the man shouted back, “I’m religious. I pray. God loves me. God will save me.”
A helicopter was hovering overhead. And a guy with a megaphone shouted, “Hey you, you down there. The town is flooding. Let me drop this ladder and I’ll take you to safety.” But the man shouted back that he was religious, that he prayed, that God loved him and that God will take him to safety.
Well... the man drowned. And standing at the gates of St. Peter, he demanded an audience with God. “Lord,” he said, “I’m a religious man, I pray. I thought you loved me. Why did this happen?” God said, “I sent you a radio report, a helicopter, and a guy in a rowboat. What the hell are you doing here?” [pause] He sent you a priest, a rabbi, and a Quaker, Mr. President. Not to mention his son, Jesus Christ. What do you want from him?
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Josh Lyman: Victory is mine, victory is mine, great day in the morning people, victory is mine.
Donna Moss: Morning, Josh.
Josh: I drink from the keg of glory, Donna, bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
Donna: This is going to be an unbearable day.
Josh: Someone give me a river to ford, a serpent to slay.
Do you ever think you’ve had a stroke but really a cloud’s just gone overhead?
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mypantsareonfire replied to your post: mypantsareonfire replied to your post:…
who, pray, is likely to see your illproportioned nethers? is it because you wander the streets looking for hookers in nothing but your underwear? or do you have nosey room mates?
Mostly my family and sister’s friends. I’m getting more comfortable being less clothed in more situations but I...
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mypantsareonfire replied to your post: mypantsareonfire replied to your post: Boxers fail…
the risks being them coming off at an inopportune time and derision from a random stray you might pick up? if you tell me they’re ‘silk’ i’ll unfollow immediately.
I’ve never picked up a stray or anyone for that matter and they’re just crap cotton poly blend boxers. And it’s more...
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mypantsareonfire replied to your post: Boxers fail as underwear. They’re meant to cover…
you’re doing it wrong although, i wear briefs or boxer-briefs. i like my bits nice and comfy
I usually wear briefs or boxer-briefs but I have a few pairs of boxers that I sometimes like to wear. But like I said, I’ve got to make a risk assessment when I choose to wear them.
Boxers fail as underwear. They’re meant to cover your bits but your bits always fall out.
I’ve got pepperoni and pizza as tracked tags and every once in a while I just click them and like every single post I see.
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nayfann replied to your post: It’s hard to build very large things in Minecraft…
Omg finally! Someone who understands.
Ha. I’m always building big things with no plan at all.
It’s hard to build very large things in Minecraft when you have no idea what you’re building.
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