sometimes I forget that people are usually heterosexual
January 2011
when you die, from alcoholic poisoning in the arms of the taxi driver who mistakenly was driving you back to his place because you said he looked like doris day, how will you want to be remembered at your memorial/burial service?
lots of churchy stuff with wailing women and sobbing youths from the local scout troop?
a wild party held in an underground car park because the acoustics are fabulous?
a small group of family/friends/boys who you looked at in clubs reminiscing around an open cask of wine and some dorritos?
ooh look at me responding quickly to somebody’s ask.
I don’t really care what happens after I die. Well no. That’s a lie. That’s why I never attempted suicide. I couldn’t bear to inflict something so horrible on them. Anyway. I don’t think I’ve really made on impact on anyone outside my family so there wouldn’t be many or even any friends at my funeral. Ideally, I’d like to go without any fanfare or recognition. I don’t know the people that would mourn me well enough to know how they’d respond to my death. I’d like to be forgotten entirely. To leave this world without a trace that I was ever here. People can mourn my death or celebrate my life in whatever form suits them best. I won’t be here to complain.
I don’t think I answered in a way you might have been looking for. Hmm.
Just to let you know, I am a very active Gopher activist.
Gophers have feelings.
You making fun of them and calling them stupid is really degrading.
Why a Stupid Gopher? Why not a Fat Cow? and why oh god why, don't we just start calling things/people gay, and our peers bitch?
You don't. Thats why.
And I mean what's next? or even worse?... Letting gays get married... ?
I hope you learned something today. I hope you had the attention span to read this all.
I made it very bland and boring. Just like me. Enjoy.
Well you failed in your attempt to make it bland and boring. Had me rolling. :D
REBLOG or else I’mma choke you with my dick. 8==========================================================D
Because that’d be such a horrible way to go…